My friends call me Fancy

Fancy Roberts likes her heroes how she likes her coffee—hot, strong, and at least twice a day. Classy on the outside, and sassy on the inside, Fancy loves nothing more than to drop a well-timed profanity and tell a sexy story. Just like her, Fancy’s heroines are more than meets the eye and give as good as they get. The road to their happily ever after may be rocky, but she promises everyone gets what they deserve in the end.

Besides, who doesn’t love a woman who orders a whiskey, neat, then tells you a dirty joke while wearing a twinset and pearls?